Jīntiān yòu yǒu yìqǐ to brawl de, jùshuō shì wèile zhēng yī zhǐ jiā gē, rěqǐ fēi yòng wǔlì jiějué bù kě de jiūfēn.
Today there was another brawl, reportedly a fight over a domestic pigeon, provoked by a dispute in a non-violent settlement.
Source: Teahouse by Lao She 老舍茶馆